Face card season

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Face card season is when it's so cold you wear enough clothes to hide your body like a fat kid in a snowstorm. All anyone can see is your face, and that's all they need to judge you.

'I can't even show my abs in this blizzard, I look like a sausage in a coat.'

'He walked into the room like a frozen pizza, no one even noticed his butt.'

'I wore three sweaters and a hat, and still got called a hot mess.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face card season is when the weather is so frigid you wear so many clothes you look like a meatball in a suit. Your body is hidden, so people just stare at your face and yell at you.

'I looked like a chicken in a winter coat, and my boss yelled at me for being ugly.'

'She walked in like a burger in a blazer and everyone started laughing.'

'He wore a scarf like a hood and still got called a face card.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face card season is when it's so cold you wear so much you look like a wrapped gift. People can't see your body, only your face, and that's when the insults start.

'He looked like a present with a face, and everyone said he was the worst gift ever.'

'I wore a jacket like a second skin and still got mocked.'

'She wore a hat and a coat and got called a face card by her mom.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face card season is when it's so cold you dress like a snowman with a face. You can't show your body, so people just look at your face and start calling you names.

'He looked like a snowman in a blazer, and everyone said he was ugly.'

'She wore a hat, scarf, and a coat and still got called a face card.'

'I wore a sweater like a blanket and still got told I was a hot mess.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face card season is when it's so cold you wear clothes like a burrito. You're wrapped up so tight no one can see your body, only your face, which is the only thing people can judge.

'He looked like a burrito with a face, and got told he was a hot mess.'

'She wore a coat like a blanket and still got called a face card.'

'I wore a scarf like a hood and still got mocked for my face.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face card season is when the weather is so cold you dress like a pizza in a suit. People can’t see your body, only your face, and that’s all they need to insult you.

'He looked like a pizza in a blazer and got called a face card by his boss.'

'She wore a hat like a crown and still got told she was ugly.'

'I wore a jacket like a blanket and still got called a hot mess.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago