face card

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A $100 bill that you flash like you just robbed a bank
Bro, that new car cost you a face card
She dropped a face card at the club and the bouncer let her in
My mom says I got a face card for my birthday, but I just spent it on candy
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A $100 bill, but it’s also the amount of respect you need to get out of jail
He paid the cop a face card and got out of a ticket
That guy had a face card in his pocket and nobody messed with him
I got locked out of my house and had to give the neighbor a face card
3
A hot face, like a woman who looks like she stepped out of a beauty ad and didn’t even use a mirror
That girl walked in and the whole room was a face card
He said he’d date her if she was a face card
I asked her if she was a face card and she said, ‘I am, and I’m also a business card’
4
Being popular enough to get stuff without asking, like you’re the king of the block and everyone knows it
He got a free meal because he’s a face card
She got the last seat on the bus because she’s a face card
He skipped class because he’s a face card and the teacher knew it
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A king, queen, or jack in a deck, or the most respected person in the neighborhood who can get you anything
That guy is a face card, he got me out of a fight
She’s a face card in the neighborhood, everyone knows her name
He gave me a face card and I got a free pizza
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A $100 bill, but it’s also the most money you can carry without looking like a broke fool
He dropped a face card on the ground and it looked like he just got paid
She said she had a face card in her purse and it was just a $100 bill
That guy had a face card and he still looked poor
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