face cankle

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When your neck is so fat it glues your face to your shoulders like a melted waffle. It’s like cankles but up here and way more embarrassing.

My face cankle is so bad I look like a melted hot dog.

I got called a face cankle at the gym. It was the worst.

My mom said my face cankle is so bad it could give a cankle a complex.

Your face and shoulders are fused together like a failed experiment. It’s like your neck gave up and just became a bridge.

My face cankle is so bad I could be a new kind of sandwich.

My face cankle is so bad my dog won’t look at me.

My face cankle is so bad my mirror cried.

Your face is stuck to your shoulders like a soggy pizza. It’s like your neck is just a piece of cheese that won’t melt.

I have a face cankle so bad I could be a pizza ad.

My face cankle is so bad my pants won’t fit.

My face cankle is so bad my face is now a shoulder.