Face Burger

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When you’re getting surrounded by a bunch of drunk bimbos at the strip club and you’re like a meat sandwich between two hotdogs. It’s like your face is getting smushed by ass after ass.

I walked into the club and got hit with a face burger. It was like my face was getting flipped like a burger at a greasy diner.

My cousin got a face burger so hard he started crying. His face looked like a melted cheeseburger.

I tried to leave the club but got a face burger one last time. I walked out like a sad hot dog that got stepped on.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you’re trying not to laugh, but your face looks like it’s being smushed by a fat kid’s fist. It’s like your lips are stuck to your nose and you’re just trying to survive.

I got that face when my mom told me I had to eat my veggies. It was like my face was trying to escape.

He gave me that face when I told him I failed math. It looked like he was trying to hide his sadness in his nose.

She gave me that face when I told her I didn’t want to go to the mall. It was like her lips were trying to climb up her face.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you drink so much you look like a sweaty, red, bloated potato. Your face is screaming, ‘I need a nap and a beer.’

He looked like a face burger after a night of drinking. His face was red, sweaty, and full of regret.

She went from cute to a bloated, sweaty potato after three shots. Her face was like a drunk tomato.

I saw my uncle at the bar and he looked like a face burger. He was red, bloated, and ready to fall over.

by Slangipedia 13d ago