Face Bunk

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Posting boring stuff from your day online so your friends who are even more boring than you will comment and pretend they care.

Just ate a sandwich. It was okay. Not great. Not bad. Just okay.

Worked 8 hours today. No one died. No one got fired. Just... worked.

Watched TV for 3 hours. No explosions. No drama. Just... TV.

You upload your everyday nonsense to a website so your equally lame friends will say something to make you feel special.

Had coffee. It was hot. I drank it. That's it.

Drove to work. Sat in a chair. Did a job. That's it.

Texted my mom. She replied. That's it.

You put your day's boring events online in the hope that one of your equally boring friends will say something to make you feel like you matter.

Went to the store. Bought milk. That's it.

Watched a show. It was okay. Not amazing. Not terrible. Just okay.

Ate cereal for dinner. No one judged me. I didn't care.

You put your dull daily events online so your friends who are just as dull will comment and pretend they're not.

Had a meeting. It was long. No one died. Just... long.

Ate lunch. It was good. Not great. Just... good.

Watched the sky. It was blue. No clouds. Just... blue.

You post your everyday drivel online so your friends who are just as drifty will comment and pretend they're not.

Walked to work. It was cold. I wore a coat. That's it.

Watched a movie. It was okay. Not bad. Not good. Just... okay.

Talked to my boss. He was fine. No drama. Just... fine.

You share your daily nonsense online so your friends who are just as nonsense will comment and pretend they're not.

Had a snack. It was a crumb. I ate it. That's it.

Watched a show. It was boring. No explosions. Just... boring.

Talked to my sister. She was okay. No drama. Just... okay.