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Constantly liking, commenting, or posting on someone's Facebook just to rub their nose in how much you think you're better than them.
I liked your post 12 times because I thought it was okay, but really I was trying to show you I’m better.
I commented on your vacation photo saying 'You're just lucky' when I was stuck at work.
I posted about my new job right after you posted about your promotion, just to make it obvious I’m better.
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Trying to be a big shot by being all over someone's Facebook like a cockroach on a sandwich.
I commented on every single one of your weekend selfies just to make you feel small.
I posted about my cat’s hairball right after you posted about your kid’s perfect report card.
I liked your post so hard it almost broke my phone, just to prove I'm better.
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You're so obsessed with showing off on Facebook that you act like you're in a popularity contest.
I posted about my pizza delivery at the same time you posted about your new car, just to beat you.
I commented on your post about your new job with 'You're just lucky' and then posted about my new job 10 minutes later.
I liked your post so much it was like I was trying to win a bet.
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You're so busy being a Facebook pest that you forget how to be normal.
I posted about my dog's bad hair day right after you posted about your kid’s perfect test score.
I commented on your post about your vacation with 'You're just lucky' and then posted about my vacation 5 minutes later.
I liked your post 17 times just to make it look like I was trying to win.
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You're so full of yourself that you think Facebook is a throne you're sitting on.
I posted about my new phone at the same time you posted about your new car, just to show off.
I commented on your post about your vacation with 'You're just lucky' and then posted about my vacation 5 minutes later.
I liked your post so much it almost broke my thumb.
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