Face Book Hoochie

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A stupid person who lives in the Facebook world and thinks it's real life.

I spent 3 hours on Facebook today and still don't know what I did.

My mom posted 12 pictures of her cat and I had to comment on all of them.

I got 17 notifications and still didn't reply to my best friend.

A human who thinks their whole life is just a bunch of likes and comments.

I got 2 likes and felt like I won the lottery.

I posted a photo of my dinner and my ex said it looked like trash.

I spent 4 hours looking at people's vacations and forgot my own homework.

A person who thinks they're important just because their dog got 100 likes.

My dog has 100 likes and I'm now the most popular person in my town.

I posted a picture of my dog eating pizza and now my whole family is mad.

I got 5 likes and my dog got 100 and now I hate my life.