face boner

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A face boner is when you can't stop grinnin like a傻瓜 because you're so happy or excited. It's like your face is doin a dance and you can't shut it up.
My face boner hit when my crush texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out?'
I had a face boner when I won the prize in the raffle.
My dog gave me a face boner when he ate my homework.
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A face boner is when you get a boner just by lookin at someone's face. It's like your brain says, 'Yes please,' and your face is doin the happy dance.
I got a face boner when I saw my teacher's cute face.
My face boner hit when my crush walked in the room.
I had a face boner from lookin at my best friend's face.
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A face boner is when something is so bad it makes your face look like it’s been through a war. It's like your face is saying, 'I hate life.'
My face boner was real when I failed my math test.
I got a face boner when my dog ate my homework again.
My face boner hit when I got stuck in traffic for two hours.
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A face boner is when you're all smirkin and lookin like you're about to jump out of your skin because you're gettin horny.
I had a face boner when I saw my crush in the hallway.
My face boner was real when I got a text from my crush.
I got a face boner from lookin at my crush’s face.
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A face boner is when you think you've got the best idea ever and your face is all lit up like you just won the lottery.
My face boner hit when I thought I had the best idea ever.
I had a face boner when I thought I was gonna be rich.
My face boner was real when I thought I was gonna be famous.
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A face boner is when you see someone and your face just lights up like you just got a free pizza and a hug from your mom.
I had a face boner when I saw my crush in the cafeteria.
My face boner hit when I saw my best friend.
I got a face boner when I saw my crush's face.
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A face boner is when someone is so ugly it looks like they have a boner on their face. It's like their face is sayin, 'I am the ugliest person ever.'
My face boner was real when I saw my cousin's face.
I had a face boner when I saw my crush’s ugly cousin.
My face boner hit when I saw my crush’s face.
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