Face-boating

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Bragging on Facebook like a stuck pig, lying through your teeth just to look cool when you've got nothing better to do than rub everyone's nose in your boring life.

Hey guys, I just won the lottery and bought a spaceship! #richlife

My dog is now a billionaire. #doglife

I just ate 100 hamburgers and survived. #fitnessgoals

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Posting fake stories on Facebook to look important, even though your life is as dull as a burnt piece of toast.

I just met the president and he asked me to be his personal chef. #presidentlife

I have 1000 followers and I'm still lonely. #famous

I'm now the CEO of a company that sells socks. #businessman

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Lying on Facebook like it's your job, just to make your friends feel jealous when you've got nothing to say and your life is a total disaster.

I just got a mansion and a yacht for my birthday. #rich

I'm now the king of the world. #kingdom

I just married a billionaire. #marriedlife

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Posting fake stuff on Facebook just to look cool, even though your life is so boring it could put a sloth to sleep.

I just invented time travel and I'm going back to meet my grandma. #future

I'm now a superhero with the power to make people do my homework. #superpower

I just bought the moon and it's mine now. #moonlife

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Making up wild stories on Facebook to look awesome, even though your life is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

I just got a job as a pirate and I'm sailing the seven seas. #pirate

I just got a million dollars from a genie. #rich

I'm now the president of a country that only has one person. #country

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Lying on Facebook like it's your second job, just to look important when your life is about as interesting as a nap on a couch.

I just got a PhD in being cool. #smart

I'm now the CEO of a company that sells nothing. #business

I just married a dinosaur. #dinosaurlife

by Slangipedia 2mo ago