face boarding

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When you're too lazy to hold your phone and it falls on your face like it’s trying to murder you.
I was face boarding so hard I didn’t even notice my mom walk in.
My phone hit my face harder than my brother’s punch.
I was face boarding and my dog walked over my face like it was a sidewalk.
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When your face looks like a meatball after a beatdown from a construction worker.
He looked like he got hit by a brick wall and a mop.
She had face boarding so bad her face looked like a pancake.
That guy looked like a chicken after a fight with a cat.
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