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Like face blindness, but you're not sick you're just a lazy-ass human who can't tell two people apart unless they're wearing the same shirt.
'I saw my math teacher at the mall and I thought it was my mom. Both are fat and wear green.'
'I walked past my crush and said 'hi' to my best friend. I didn't even notice.'
'I asked my boss for a raise and he said 'no' and I thought it was my dad.'