Face-blaster

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A face-blaster is a girl who thinks she's the center of the universe and floods Facebook with stupid pictures, random groups, and useless status updates just to seem cool. She likes things that don't make sense and yells love at people like they're her best friend.
I loooove u girl!!! 馃挅馃挅馃挅
This is the best photo I've ever taken. Period.
Why is my life not perfect? #FirstWorldProblems
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A face-blaster is a girl who thinks she's hot and posts everything she does online, even if it's just her lunch. She comments on everything, even if she doesn't know the person.
Why did you post this? It's just cereal!
I love this photo! You're so beautiful!
This group is the best ever. I'm joining.
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A face-blaster is a girl who thinks she's amazing and uses Facebook to show off her life like it's a talent show. She likes things that don't make sense and comments on everything like it's her job.
I love you! You're the best ever!
This is the best photo ever taken by the best person ever!
Why is my life not perfect? #FirstWorldProblems
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A face-blaster is a girl who thinks she's the most important person in the world and uses Facebook to post everything she does, even if it's just her feet. She comments on everything and likes stuff that doesn't make sense.
Why is this photo on Facebook? It's just my feet!
I love you! You're the best ever!
This group is the best. I'm joining.
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