Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hairy thing growing on your face like a bad decision made by a goat.

My beard looks like a goat peed on my face.

I tried to shave and now my face is a war zone.

My beard is so long it could be a pet.

2

A fuzzy face cover made from a blanket that you probably stole from your grandma.

I wore my grandma’s blanket like a face cover and she yelled at me.

This blanket is so old it smells like regret.

I made a face blanket with scissors and it looked like a raccoon.

3

When someone sprays so much jizz on your face it looks like a yogurt commercial.

He sprayed me with jizz and now my face is a yogurt ad.

My friend tried to beat me with jizz and it backfired.

That guy had a face blanket so thick I could eat it.

4

When your face gets all groovy from sleeping on a blanket that’s been through a war.

I woke up with a face like a doormat that’s been stepped on by elephants.

My face looks like it’s been stamped by a hippo.

My face is all wrinkled like it’s been through a fire.

5

A soft, fuzzy face that looks like it was made by a baby who just got a juice box.

My face looks like a baby’s face after a juice box explosion.

I have a face like a baby who got a cookie and a juice box.

My face is so soft it could be a baby’s pillow.