face blades

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The things you use to chew your food and scream at your mom
I bit my tongue so hard my face blades were bleeding.
My face blades are so crooked they look like they were hit by a train.
I used my face blades to dig into my pizza like it was a crime scene.
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The front part of your mouth that also screams when you're mad
My face blades screamed so loud my brother asked if I was being tortured.
I showed my face blades to my friend and he ran away crying.
My face blades are so bad they make my face look like a broken blender.
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The sharp things you use to eat and make your face look like a raccoon
My face blades are so sharp they cut my tongue every time I laugh.
I used my face blades to bite through my sandwich like it was my enemy.
My face blades look like they were kicked by a donkey.
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