Face Bat

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So drunk you could knock a cow over. You’re so wasted you’re probably crying in a toilet.

My uncle had a Face Bat at the bar. He tried to sing opera and fell into a pool.

At the party, Sarah had a Face Bat and texted her ex 50 times about how much she hated him.

When I saw my dog at the vet, he had a Face Bat and tried to bite the nurse.

A nickname for that rich lady who started a charity that turned out to be a total scam. She’s like a bad version of Santa Clause.

My teacher said Camilla Bat had a Face Bat and tried to blame the whole world for her mistakes.

My cousin’s mom said Bat-faced Jelly was a Face Bat and a fraud.

My dad said the charity she ran was a total mess and she was a Face Bat who lied to everyone.

It’s that fuzzy thing on your upper lip. You know, the thing that makes you look like a confused raccoon.

My brother has a Face Bat and it looks like he tried to glue a pencil to his face.

At school, my friend drew a Face Bat on his face and got sent to the office.

My grandma says my dad has a Face Bat and it’s been there since he was 12.