face barge

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When a woman crashes her face into a man's face like a truck without brakes just to kiss him, even if he's not ready. It’s like a surprise attack from a love bug.
She ran into his face like it was a punchline.
He didn’t even see it coming. Boom. Face barge.
He was eating a sandwich and got face barged. Now he’s got crumbs in his beard.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A woman uses her face like a bulldozer to push into a man’s face for a kiss. It’s like she’s got a date and a grudge.
He was talking to his friend and got face barged by his ex.
She face barged him in the middle of a meeting. Classic.
He was about to take a sip of coffee. She face barged him. Now he’s got coffee on his face.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a woman runs her face straight into a man’s face for a kiss, like she’s trying to prove she’s tougher. It’s like she’s got a face and a mission.
He was walking down the street and got face barged by a stranger.
She face barged him during a fight. Now they’re kissing instead of arguing.
He was about to pass out and got face barged. Now he’s confused.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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