Face-app-phobia

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When you get so mad at Facebook apps stealing your data that you scream into your pillow.

I let Facebook know my dog's name and now they know my secrets. I'm mad.

My ex got my location through a game. I'm gonna kill that app.

I opened an app and it asked for my birthdate. I said 'no' and it cried.

When you're so scared of apps knowing everything about you that you start talking to your plants.

I told my plant my password. It didn't steal it. I felt safe.

My app knows I eat cereal for dinner. My plants don't. I'm loyal to them.

I whispered my dreams to my cactus. It didn't post them online.

When you refuse to let any app get near your info because you think they'll sell it to your mom.

I wouldn't let my app talk to my mom. She'd nag me forever.

My app told my mom I eat pizza for breakfast. She's mad at me.

I blocked my app from telling my mom my favorite song. She hates that song.

When you're so annoyed at apps taking your data that you start throwing phones at the wall.

I threw my phone at the wall because my app leaked my secrets.

My app told my boss I work 24/7. I threw my phone at the wall.

I threw my phone at the wall because my app posted my lunchtime on Instagram.

When you're so fed up with apps knowing your business that you start talking to your phone like it's your enemy.

I told my phone, 'You don't know me. I don't like you.'

My app asked me my favorite color. I said, 'I hate you.'

I yelled at my phone because it told my friends I'm ugly.

When you're so terrified of apps stealing your data that you start hiding in the closet with your socks.

I hid in the closet with my socks because my app might steal my identity.

I wore socks in the closet and my app didn't find me. I'm safe.

My app found me in the closet. I ran away with my socks.