face air

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Face air is when you take your mask off outside and breathe in the worst kind of smelly breath ever. It’s like someone kicked a trash can full of bad smells and it hit you in the face.
I took my mask off and the face air hit me like a punch. I instantly regretted it.
That face air was so bad I had to go back inside and cry.
Face air is the reason I now hate the outside world.
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Face air is the tiny Australian fly that bites you and makes you swear at it. You call it midges. You also call it little bastards. You also call it a bunch of cunts.
Those midges are like little cunts flying around my face.
I tried to ignore the midges, but they kept biting me. I called them little bastards.
Face air is just a fancy way of saying I got bit by a bunch of cunts.
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