face ache

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A face ache is when you insult someone so ugly they look like they got hit by a mop bucket. It also means your face hurts from being so grossed out.

My cousin’s face is like a rotten pizza. Face ache, baby!

I called my neighbor face ache because he looked like he had a raccoon in his mouth.

Your face is so bad it makes my face ache just by looking at it.

Calling someone face ache is the worst compliment ever. It means you smile so much at them, your face turns into a weird potato.

My crush is so hot, I gave him face ache. He smiled so much my face turned to a tomato.

My mom called me face ache because I smiled at a dog for 10 minutes straight.

My friend got face ache from laughing at my terrible joke.

Face ache is when you crush and snort an ecstasy pill like a wild animal. It feels good at first, but then your face feels like it’s on fire.

I snorted my ecstasy like a raccoon. My face felt like it was on fire.

My friend did face ache and looked like he had a chili pepper in his nose.

I crushed my pill and snorted it like it was my last meal.

A person with face ache is someone who looks like they just cried at a funeral and got hit by a brick.

My brother looks like he cried at a funeral and got hit by a brick. Face ache for life.

My friend’s face is like a sad potato. Face ache forever.

I got face ache because my dog just ate my homework.

Face ache is when someone is so annoying, they make your brain want to punch them in the face.

My teacher is so annoying, she gives me face ache every day.

My little brother is so annoying, he makes my face ache just by talking.

My friend is so annoying, he makes me want to throw a pillow at him.

Face ache is when you spend too much time on Facebook. You waste your life poking people and buying virtual gifts.

I spent all my money on virtual gifts. My face ached from being so stupid.

I got face ache because I spent 2 hours taking quizzes on Facebook.

I got face ache from poking my ex 100 times.

Face ache is when you get so sick of Facebook that you want to delete your account and throw your phone out the window.

I got face ache from seeing my ex’s vacation photos. I threw my phone out the window.

I got face ache from my friends’ boring posts. I deleted my account.

I got face ache from my mom’s Facebook quizzes. I cried.