face a pizza

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To stuff your face with a whole pizza like it’s your last meal and you’re screaming at the crusts for not saving you

I ate a whole pepperoni pizza by myself and my face looked like a melted cheese soup disaster

My friend tried to face a pizza and ended up crying because the sauce was too spicy

I face a pizza every Sunday and my couch is now a witness to my sins

When you eat an entire pizza by yourself so fast it feels like the pizza is trying to escape your mouth

I face a pizza so fast my mom called the fire department

My brother face a pizza and now he can’t fit into his pants

I face a pizza while watching a horror movie and it felt like the pizza was haunting me

Eating a whole pizza like it’s your enemy and you’re going to war with every slice

I face a pizza and it was like a battle between me and the cheese

My dog tried to face a pizza and now he’s covered in sauce

I face a pizza at midnight and my fridge is now haunted by pizza ghosts