FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE

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FACE0FF is when you get kicked off FACEBOOK and Google takes over your life. Alphabet is like a bunch of nerds who think they’re God.

I got FACE0FF and now Google knows my secrets. I’m doomed.

My mom got FACE0FF because she tried to beat Google at chess. She lost.

I got FACE0FF and now my phone knows when I poop.

FACE0FF is when you get booted from FACEBOOK by Alphabet’s Google. It’s like being sent to the principal’s office but worse.

My dog got FACE0FF because he ate my Google Home. It was a crime.

I got FACE0FF because I said Alphabet’s Google was ugly. I’m in trouble.

My dad got FACE0FF and now Google is telling him when to wake up.

FACE0FF is when Google kicks you off FACEBOOK and takes over your brain. Alphabet is just a fancy name for a group of nerds.

I got FACE0FF because I told Google Alphabet was a bunch of farts. That was a mistake.

My grandma got FACE0FF because she tried to delete Google. She failed.

I got FACE0FF and now Google follows me everywhere.