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The fancy way rich people lie about how they got rich
I got rich by stealing from my grandma’s piggy bank
I’m rich because I never took a math test
I’m rich because I said I was rich
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When you’re too proud to say you were wrong, but still try to make it sound like a win
I thought I was the best at chess until I lost to my dog
I thought I was the smartest kid in class until I failed math
I thought I was a king until I got a flat tire
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A fact so obvious even your mom can’t argue with it
Your mom is the best mom in the world
You’re the best kid in the world
Your dog is the best dog in the world
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