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The dumbass pride of thinking you're super smart because you don't know anything. It's like being a know-it-all who doesn't know anything. You laugh at facts like they're jokes.
"I don't need to read the news. I know everything already.", said no one ever.
My uncle says the moon is made of cheese. I told him it's not. He said I'm wrong because he's right.
I got a 100% on the test. I still think the Earth is flat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you're so sure you're right that you think everyone else is wrong. You yell at the world like it's your enemy. You don't care if you're wrong, you just want to be loud.
"You're all wrong! I'm the only one who's right!", said by someone who got a D on the quiz.
My cousin thinks the sky is green. I told him it's blue. He said I was green with envy.
My teacher said the answer was 42. I said it was 69. I was right.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The stupid joy of being wrong and not caring. You act like you're wise even though you're a moron. You mock people who know stuff and call them fake.
"You're fake! I'm real! I know everything!", said by someone who got a 30% on the test.
My brother says the Earth is flat. I told him it's round. He said I was fake.
My mom thinks the sun is a giant lamp. I told her it's a star. She said I was fake.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you're so stubborn you think you're a genius. You argue with the whole world just to feel important. You think facts are opinions and opinions are lies.
"I don't need to look it up. I know it's true!", said by someone who didn't know what the word was.
My dad says the moon is made of cheese. I told him it's not. He said I was wrong because I was loud.
My friend says the sky is green. I said it's blue. He said I was fake.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The dumbass happiness of thinking you're smart when you're not. You argue with everyone because you're too lazy to check. You think facts are just opinions and opinions are just lies.
"I don't need to check my work. I know I'm right!", said by someone who got all the answers wrong.
My neighbor says the sun is a giant lamp. I told him it's a star. He said I was fake.
My teacher said the answer was 42. I said it was 69. I was right.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you're so stupid you think you're smart. You laugh at facts and call people fake. You argue with the whole world just to feel important.
"You're all fake! I'm the only one who's right!", said by someone who didn't know the answer.
My mom says the sun is a giant lamp. I told her it's a star. She said I was fake.
My brother says the Earth is flat. I told him it's round. He said I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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