facarta

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What a stupid person yells out of nowhere to make their mom lose her mind. Even better if they talk like a confused Italian grandma.

'Mama! The sky is green!' while eating pizza at 3 a. m.

'Why is the dog wearing a hat? It's a conspiracy!'

'I'm not crazy. I'm just facarta.'

The way my sister mangles the word 'focaccia' like it's a swear word and she just got in trouble.

'Faca... what?' while I'm trying to explain bread.

'You said facarta? I thought you cursed me!'

'No, no, no! It's focaccia, not facarta!'