facarpetride

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making someone’s face so sore it feels like they’re riding a magic carpet made of farts and fury

My mom facarpetridded me after I ate the last slice of pizza.

He facarpetridded his boss by making a face that looked like a rotten apple.

She facarpetridded her little brother until he cried like a baby.

using your face to give someone a ride so bad they’ll wish they were in a traffic jam

My dad facarpetridded me when I spilled coffee on his shoes.

The teacher facarpetridded the class after we talked back.

My sister facarpetridded me for stealing her snacks.

making someone’s face so big and angry it looks like it’s going to take them somewhere bad

My brother facarpetridded me for cheating on the test.

The dog facarpetridded the mailman and chased him down the street.

My friend facarpetridded me when I told the worst joke ever.

giving someone a face so powerful it sends them flying like they’re on a magic carpet made of insults

My mom facarpetridded me when I didn’t clean my room.

The principal facarpetridded the whole school for the loud party.

My brother facarpetridded me when I said he was ugly.

making someone’s face so strong it acts like a magic carpet and takes them somewhere they don’t want to be

My dad facarpetridded me after I broke his favorite lamp.

My teacher facarpetridded me for talking during the movie.

My friend facarpetridded me when I told her she was a bad singer.