Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thing so broken it doesn’t know what it is anymore and yells at you for even looking at it

This assignment is FACAK. I don’t even know what I did wrong.

This chicken nugget is FACAK. I think it was hit by a truck.

This relationship is FACAK. We’re just two people screaming into the void.

2

When something is so bad it’s not even funny anymore, it just stares at you with pure hatred

This test is FACAK. I think it wants me to fail.

This pizza is FACAK. It looks like it was thrown out of a car.

This morning was FACAK. I don’t even remember waking up.

3

A mess so big it doesn’t even care if you cry about it

This project is FACAK. I don’t even want to look at it anymore.

This sock is FACAK. It smells like my brother’s feet.

This week is FACAK. I just want to sleep through it.

4

Something so bad it’s not even worth your time and laughs at you for trying to fix it

This math problem is FACAK. I think it’s mocking me.

This cereal is FACAK. I think it was made by a raccoon.

This day is FACAK. I don’t even know why I’m still here.

5

A thing that has no idea what it’s doing and just wants you to give up

This game is FACAK. I think it’s trying to make me quit.

This soup is FACAK. I think it’s trying to poison me.

This weekend is FACAK. I just want to hide in my bed.