Facadence

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Lying about who you are and pretending to be someone else.
He says he's a billionaire, but he still eats McDonald's for lunch.
My mom thinks I'm a math genius, but I failed algebra.
That guy at the bar said he's a rockstar, but he can't even play the guitar.
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Putting on a show with some paint and pretending you're something you ain't.
She bought a fancy car and a fake beard to look like a CEO.
He spent all his money on a mansion to look rich.
That guy spends $500 on a haircut just to look cool.
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Making something look good on the outside, even though it's total trash inside.
That cake looked amazing, but it tasted like shoe leather.
He had a perfect smile, but his breath was worse than a garbage can.
The car was shiny, but it broke down on the first day.
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Putting on a show and acting like you're something you're not.
He said he's a chef, but he burned the toast.
That girl says she's a singer, but she can't even sing in tune.
He said he's a doctor, but he can't even take a pulse.
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Something you're really good at, but it might also be something you're really bad at.
He's a pro at video games, but he can't cook worth a damn.
She's a star at basketball, but she can't spell 'basketball' correctly.
He's a pro at lying, but he can't tell the truth to save his life.
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A giant member that makes you look like a superhero.
That guy has a member so big, it could be a door.
He shows it off at every party like it's the main event.
He says it's his superpower, and I believe him.
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The front of a building, or something that doesn't even exist in a game.
The building had a fancy front, but the back was falling apart.
That 'company' in GTA is just a guy with a neon sign.
The game has a fake company, and it's just a distraction.
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