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You don’t fall for the lies people post online thinking it’s their real life. You know they’re just showing off.

My ex posted a photo of her vacation and I thought, 'You’re still broke, ain’t you?'

He tweets about his 100th gym session but still can’t do a push-up.

She posted a video of her eating sushi and I said, 'You probably ordered takeout.'

You’re not fooled by fake posts. You know people are just showing their best bits.

He posted a photo of his perfect breakfast and I thought, 'That’s a lie, you eat cereal every day.'

She tweets about her fancy job but still can’t afford rent.

He posted a video of his vacation and I said, 'You’re still broke, aren’t you?'

You don’t believe people’s online stuff. You know they’re just showing off their highlight reel.

She posted a picture of her restaurant and I thought, 'That’s not your real life.'

He tweets about his perfect day but still can’t do his taxes.

She posted a video of her trip and I said, 'You probably took a plane, not a bus.'

You’re not taken in by online lies. You know people are just making stuff up to look cool.

He posted a photo of his perfect meal and I thought, 'You probably ordered takeout.'

She tweets about her fancy life but still can’t afford a car.

He posted a video of his trip and I said, 'You’re still broke, aren’t you?'

You don’t get tricked by online stuff. You know it’s just people showing off their best bits.

She posted a picture of her vacation and I thought, 'You probably took a plane, not a bus.'

He tweets about his perfect day but still can’t do his taxes.

She posted a video of her meal and I said, 'That’s not your real life.'