facaca

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A guy laying on his back, lifting his butt high like a beggar, jerking off like a maniac, and then blasting his cum straight up his own ass like he’s been cursed by a witch.
My cousin does facaca every morning before he shaves. It’s like he’s trying to wake up his butt.
He was facaca-ing in the kitchen while my mom was making lasagna. The smell was worse than the meatballs.
He did facaca in the car during the drive to Grandma’s. I had to open the window and pretend I was a dog.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A loser who acts like they’re the king of the world but are really just a sad, crumpled-up napkin of a human being.
My neighbor is such a facaca. He thinks he’s the best at chess but lost to a kid who plays with his feet.
She called me a facaca in front of my whole class. I still don’t know why.
He said I was a facaca because I spilled my juice on his shirt. I was just trying to be cool.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who’s old, grumpy, and stuck in the past like a sock in a dryer. They don’t know what cool is and probably never will.
My grandpa is a facaca. He still thinks VHS is the best thing ever. I’ve tried to explain YouTube to him, but he just says, ‘That’s not real.’
My teacher is a facaca. She still uses chalk and thinks TikTok is a type of candy.
He’s a facaca because he still uses a flip phone and thinks emojis are a prank.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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