FABWULF

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Fabwulf is a mythical beast that combines the worst parts of a fabarm and a grumpy old English wolf. It doesn’t just kill things, it enjoys it, even when it’s napping.

My cousin got eaten by Fabwulf while trying to take a selfie.

Fabwulf attacked my dog for no reason, just to be a jerk.

I saw Fabwulf in my backyard last night. It was snoring and still scary.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabwulf is a ghost wolf that hates everyone. It kills stuff just for fun, and it doesn’t stop even when it’s sleeping. That’s just rude.

My neighbor’s cat was killed by Fabwulf because it was wearing a hat.

Fabwulf showed up at my school and ate the principal.

I tried to wake Fabwulf up, and it bit my face off.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabwulf is like a wolf and a fabarm had a baby. It’s mean, it’s wild, and it doesn’t care if you’re sleeping or not. It will murder you just for being alive.

Fabwulf killed my pet goldfish for no good reason.

I tried to run from Fabwulf, and it chased me all the way to the store.

Fabwulf was sleeping in my bed, and I still got scared to death.

by Slangipedia 14d ago