FABWICH

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FABWICH is a sandwich that tastes like someone took a cheese grater and a bad decision and married them in a church on fire.

My mom tried it and cried. I took the sandwich and ran.

I ate it and my dog threw up on my shoes. Classic.

It’s the worst thing since the invention of socks that don’t match.

FABWICH is like your lunch got into a fight with a toaster and lost.

I tried it and now my mouth is in jail.

My friend ate it and became a tomato.

This sandwich is the reason I hate Mondays.

FABWICH is the saddest sandwich you’ve ever seen, and it knows it.

I gave it to my brother and now he’s a ghost.

It made my cat run away screaming.

I ate it and now I live in regret.