fabuttled

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Making someone so brain-dead from confusion that they can’t even think straight.

My math teacher tried to explain algebra like it was a debate. I still don’t know what I did wrong.

My mom asked me if I wanted cereal or toast. I said both. She said I was confused. I said she was the one who was fabuttled.

My friend tried to explain why he failed the test. I just stared at him like he was speaking another language.

When someone talks so much nonsense that your brain just gives up.

My dad explained why the sky is blue for 10 minutes. I didn’t learn anything. I just learned to hide under my bed.

My crush tried to explain his feelings. I think he was just talking to himself.

My dog tried to explain why he ate my homework. I think he just wanted a snack.

When someone messes with your brain so bad that you can’t even remember your own name.

My teacher asked me my name. I said ‘Bob.’ She said I was confused. I said she was the one who was fabuttled.

My friend tried to explain why he was late. I forgot my name halfway through.

My brother told me a story so long that I forgot who I was. I think I became a chicken.

When someone talks so fast and nonsense that your brain turns into a toaster.

My mom talked so fast about her day that my brain turned into a toaster. It just popped out ‘I don’t know.’

My crush explained his feelings in one sentence. I got a brain burn.

My dog tried to explain why he peed on the carpet. My brain just turned into a toaster. It popped out ‘I don’t care.’

When someone messes your brain up so bad you think you’re a vegetable.

My teacher explained fractions for an hour. I now think I’m a vegetable. I’m not sure if I’m green or purple.

My friend tried to explain why he failed the test. I now think I’m a vegetable. I’m not sure if I’m alive.

My dad explained why the sky is blue. I think I turned into a vegetable. I’m now a purple one.