fabuslut

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A fabuslut is a girl who makes every boy her slave and still adds more chores to her list. She can tell you she slept with your brother, your boss, and your math teacher, and you still want to kiss her.
She texted me, 'I just broke up with my boyfriend because he wouldn't let me cheat on him.'
My friend's mom said, 'I saw her at the mall with my husband.'
She DM'd me, 'Your brother's my new boyfriend. We're doing it tomorrow.'
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A fabuslut is like a firework show, hot, loud, and everyone’s watching.
She posted, 'I had sex with 3 guys today. I’m still wearing my bra.'
My neighbor yelled, 'That girl just ran over my lawn to meet her new boyfriend!'
She said, 'I’m not a slut. I’m a fabuslut.'
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A fabuslut is a girl who has the looks of a supermodel and the guts of a warrior. She’s got no shame and plenty of boys to prove it.
She texted me, 'I just broke up with my ex because he wouldn’t let me sleep with his brother.'
Her friend said, 'She slept with my dad and my math teacher.'
She posted, 'I’m not a slut. I’m a fabuslut.'
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A fabuslut is a girl who’s so hot, she makes boys forget their own names. She’s got a new boyfriend every day and still has time to text you.
She said, 'I just had sex with my teacher and my brother.'
My friend’s dad said, 'That girl slept with my son and my best friend.'
She texted me, 'I just broke up with my boyfriend because he wouldn’t let me sleep with his friend.'
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A fabuslut is a girl who can sleep with your brother, your dad, and your math teacher, and still be the most popular girl in school.
She posted, 'I just had sex with my teacher and my brother.'
My friend said, 'She slept with my dad and my math teacher.'
She texted me, 'I just broke up with my boyfriend because he wouldn’t let me sleep with his friend.'
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