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My cousin posted 12 selfies and called it a 'masterpiece', it was just a blurry picture of her face.

He walked into the room like he was the president, but no one even noticed him.

She said she was going to be a star, but she couldn't even finish her lunch.

He tried to flirt with the barista, but she just gave him a look that said 'I’ve seen worse.'

She texted me 'I'm famous' after 2 people clapped for her at a coffee shop.

He thought he was the best dancer, but he tripped over his own feet.

He tried to sing at a karaoke bar, but the crowd laughed so hard they got kicked out.

She posted a video of herself doing a cartwheel, it looked like a goat did it.

He said he was going to be a billionaire by 20, he still hasn't finished college.

She posted 100 photos of her breakfast and called it 'food art', it looked like a toddler drew it.

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside, it was just a hat.

She said she was going to be a CEO, but she still can't do basic math.

He tried to be a rapper, but his first song was just him yelling at his mom.

She posted a video of her doing yoga, it looked like she was fighting a bear.

He thought he was going to be a movie star, but he fell asleep during the audition.