fabunking

3 views · Added 4d ago · 5 definitions

drunkposting on face book like your brain is on fire and your keyboard is your enemy

I just drank 12 beers and my ex is still my friend

Why is my dog following me on face book

I posted a selfie and it looks like a ghost took a selfie

posting nonsense on face book while your brain is melting from too much alcohol or weed

My cat is now my best friend on face book

I told my mom I work at a pizza place

I said I'm a superhero and I'm not lying

face booking while you're so wasted you think face book is a real person

I just sent my face book a message saying I'm mad

I asked face book to marry me

I told face book I hate my life and it said 'me too'

posting on face book like you're on a mission from god while you're actually just wasted

I just told face book I'm going to take over the world

I posted a photo of my pizza and called it 'art'

I said I'm a king and I'm not wrong

face booking like you're trying to impress your grandpa while you're actually just drunk and high

I posted a photo of my dog and called it 'my best friend'

I told face book I'm rich and I'm not lying

I said I'm a superhero and I'm not wrong