fabunista

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A person who lives like a king or queen and thinks everything else is trash. They only want the best, and if it's not fancy enough, they call it a disgrace.
I paid $500 for a sandwich. The bread was okay, but the meat was just a flake. It was a disgrace.
My neighbor bought a mansion just to park his car in the front yard. He’s a fabunista, no doubt about it.
I only wear shoes that cost more than my rent. If it doesn’t scream luxury, it’s not worth it.
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They act like they're the most important person in the room, and they’re not even close. They only care about things that are fancy and make them feel superior.
At the party, she walked in like she owned the place. No one even knew who she was. Classic fabunista behavior.
He bought a watch that costs more than my entire life. Why? Because it said 'limited edition.'
She wouldn’t even touch the pizza because it didn’t have a gold crust.
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They’re so obsessed with being fancy, they’d rather die than eat something that isn’t expensive. They think regular people are just sad, plain, and dirty.
She threw a tantrum because her coffee didn’t come in a silver cup. I think she cried.
He wouldn’t even look at my shoes because they were just normal. He said they were ‘disgusting.’
I tried to invite her to my birthday party, but she said it wasn’t ‘fancy enough.’
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They think they’re special just because they have money. They walk around like everyone else is beneath them and they only like things that cost a lot.
He said my outfit was ‘unacceptable’ because it only cost $20. I told him to go cry in a gold-plated bathroom.
She only drinks out of a glass that’s shaped like a diamond. I think it’s just a regular cup with a fancy name.
He wouldn’t even sit on my couch because it was just a normal couch. He said it was ‘beneath him.’
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They’re so obsessed with being fancy, they think anything that isn’t expensive is just trash. They’d rather be rich and lonely than be normal and happy.
She spends more on her hair than I spend on my entire life. That’s just how she rolls.
He wouldn’t even touch the food at the buffet unless it had a label that said ‘premium.’
I tried to hang out with her once, but she said I was ‘too plain’ and walked away.
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