Fabulush

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A person who looks like a million bucks even when they’re swigging vodka like it’s water and their face is a map of embarrassment.
My cousin is a fabulush. She showed up to the party with a hangover and a glitter beard.
He’s a fabulush. He danced on a table with a whiskey bottle in hand and still looked like a supermodel.
My mom is a fabulush. She wore a wig, a tuxedo, and a whole bottle of wine, and still looked like she was born for the spotlight.
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When you’re so drunk you should be face-down on the floor, but you still look like you just walked out of a fashion show.
She drank six shots and still looked like she had a date with a prince.
He drank the whole bottle of rum and still had on his best shoes.
My brother got so drunk he fell out of his chair, but he still had on his eyeliner.
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