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so good you could make a saint blush and a priest cry.

My aunt saw me and said, 'You look like a cherry on a sundae that just got a free upgrade.'

He walked in and the whole bar went silent like a classroom when the teacher says, 'No talking.'

My dog licked my face and said, 'You smell like a bakery that just got a new oven.'

so good you could make a saint laugh and a priest pass gas.

My mom called and said, 'You look like a taco that just got a compliment.'

He came in and the whole gym stopped like a clock that just heard a joke.

My cat looked at me and said, 'You smell like a pizza that just got a side of fries.'

so good you could make a saint faint and a priest call his mom.

My neighbor said, 'You look like a donut that just got a free coffee.'

She walked in and the whole office paused like a game that just got a power outage.

My brother said, 'You look like a burger that just got a side of fries and a soda.'

so good you could make a saint throw a fit and a priest get a raise.

My cousin said, 'You look like a cake that just got a candle and a wish.'

He walked in and the whole school screamed like a crowd that just saw a miracle.

My dog barked and said, 'You smell like a bakery that just got a new oven and a new employee.'

so good you could make a saint beg for mercy and a priest get a new job.

My mom said, 'You look like a pizza that just got a side of fries and a free soda.'

She walked in and the whole bar cheered like a team that just won the championship.

My brother said, 'You look like a burger that just got a new topping and a new side.'