Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a man who looks like a prince but acts like a trashy king who won’t let you forget he’s better than you

You’re just a peasant with a decent haircut

I got a better job, so now I can laugh at your failures

You think you’re cute? I’ve seen your ex’s face when you left him

2

a gay man who uses his brain and his body to make you feel small, like a bottom who won’t let you forget he’s the best

You’re just a guy who can’t handle my vibe

You got fired? I got promoted

You’re lucky I didn’t make you my lunch

3

a man who’s so good-looking and so smart you feel like you just failed a test, and he’s the teacher

You’re just a guy who can’t keep up

I got the job, and now I can mock you

You think you’re funny? I’ve seen your ex cry

4

a gay man who doesn’t just look good, he looks like he owns the place and you’re just there to mop up

You’re just a backup plan

I got the promotion, and now I can laugh at you

You think you’re cute? I’ve seen your dog look better

5

a man who walks in and instantly makes you feel like a failure, like he’s the A+ student and you’re the one who forgot homework

You’re just a guy who got left behind

I got the raise, and now I can brag about it

You think you’re funny? I’ve seen your ex’s ex

6

a gay man who’s so sharp and so sexy you feel like you just got yelled at by your mom and your crush

You’re just a guy who can’t handle my energy

I got the job, and now I can tease you

You think you’re funny? I’ve seen your ex’s face when he left you