Fabulous Dancing Flamingo

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A pink flamingo that slaps your hand so hard it feels like you were punched by a parrot wearing a neon glove.

My friend high-fived a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo and now his hand is swollen like a hot dog in a sock.

I tried to shake hands with one and it felt like I was fighting a punch bag made of glitter.

At the zoo, the Fabulous Dancing Flamingo gave me a handshake that made my bones scream.

A fake flamingo that doesn’t exist but everyone still talks about it like it’s the president of dance parties.

My teacher said the Fabulous Dancing Flamingo was real, but I know it’s just a lie to get us to do more homework.

I texted my friend and said I saw the Fabulous Dancing Flamingo, but he said I was just high.

My dog believed the Fabulous Dancing Flamingo was real, and now he won’t stop dancing in the middle of the street.