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This tiny little monster has a voice so high it can rip your eardrums to shreds and probably scream in your dreams. Some call it fabulous because it looks like a glittery nightmare.

My ears are bleeding and I still hear her screaming in my head.

She’s like a tiny, glittery banshee with a megaphone.

I tried to ignore her, but now my brain is on fire.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

This tiny bug has a voice so loud it could wake the dead and make your brain quit. People say it's fabulous because it looks like it came out of a garbage can and got a makeover.

I heard her scream and my dog passed out.

She looked like a moldy sock wearing glitter.

I think my brain just gave up and left.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

This microscopic nightmare has a voice so shrill it could make your teeth fall out. People say it's fabulous because it looks like it just crawled out of a toilet and got a spray tan.

I heard her scream and my teeth started to cry.

She looked like a toilet ring with a neon glow.

I think my ears are now part of her fan club.

by Slangipedia 13d ago