Fabulous 5

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Five lousy troublemakers who drink like fish, fight like beasts, and party like they’re the last ones standing. They’re the Fab 5, and they’re all a bunch of losers who think they’re kings.
Mike just got kicked out of the bar again. He says it's because he 'disrespected the king of mag.'
Kyle tried to kick a door down. It didn’t work. He tried to kick it again. It still didn’t work.
Pat was seen eating a whole pizza by himself. It was a crime.
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The Fab 5 used to be a band that looked like they had just walked out of a disco. Now it’s five gay men who dress up straight guys like they’re going to a ball and hope they don’t end up in a ditch.
Shayne tried to make a straight guy wear a pink suit. The guy cried.
Tim said the straight guy looked like a 'walking disaster.'
Kyle said he'd rather fight a bear than dress up a man who thinks 'fabulous' is a curse.
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Five graffiti guys from the 70s who painted walls like they were going to war. They were the Fab 5, and they were the worst troublemakers in the city.
They painted a wall with a big 'F' and a bunch of cuss words. The cop said it was the worst thing he’d ever seen.
Pat was caught painting a cop car. He said it was 'a form of art.'
Tim drew a monster on a wall and said it was 'a beast of the night.'
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