Fabuloid

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A Fabuloid is a man who thinks he’s Liberace’s cousin. He’s crazy, wears too much glitter, and acts like he’s the only one who’s ever been gay.
My cousin thinks he’s a Fabuloid because he wears sequins to the grocery store.
He showed up to my birthday wearing a feather boa and a hat that screamed at me.
He told the barista he was 'fabulous' and that she was 'lucky to be served by royalty.'
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A Fabuloid is a straight guy who thinks he’s the next big thing, just because he wears a suit and thinks he’s fancy.
He wears a suit to the mall like it’s a red carpet event.
He told the pizza guy he was 'too good for normal food.'
He took a selfie in front of a hot dog and called it a 'victory.'
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Fabuloids are the cool kids who think they’re important, but everyone else thinks they’re just show-offs with too much money.
He dines at the fanciest restaurant just to show off.
He drinks $20 cocktails like they’re water.
He buys the latest gadgets just so he can show them off to people who don’t care.
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A Freek-o-Fabuloid is a guy who thinks he’s a trendsetter just because he wears too many colors and thinks he’s the center of attention.
He wears a neon shirt and a hat that has a disco ball on it.
He told the barista he was 'the future of fashion.'
He walked into a restaurant and everyone turned to look at him, and he thought it was a compliment.
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