Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you force your feet into shoes so shiny they blind you and so tight they feel like a prison sentence.

My heels are killing me and I still look like a goddess. #Fabulitis

I walked three blocks and now my toes are on strike. #Fabulitis

These shoes are so uncomfortable I might cry. But I still look fabulous. #Fabulitis

2

The highest compliment any gay man can ever get. It means you’re the best. Period.

You’re the most fabulous man I’ve ever seen. #Fabulitis

That outfit? Pure Fabulitis. #Fabulitis

I saw you in the club and I knew instantly. #Fabulitis

3

When you're so close to a fabulous person that you might get infected with their fabulousness.

I touched that guy and now I feel fabulous. #Fabulitis

She smiled at me and I instantly got Fabulitis.

I was near my friend and now I’m glowing. #Fabulitis

4

When you're so fabulous you might just explode with happiness.

I feel like I'm going to burst with Fabulitis.

That dress made me feel like I was about to explode. #Fabulitis

I was so happy I think I might have cried. #Fabulitis

5

When you're so excited you might just run around the block screaming.

I saw that dress and I ran out of the store screaming. #Fabulitis

That party was so good I felt like I was going to die of joy. #Fabulitis

I got that compliment and I just jumped around like a fool. #Fabulitis

6

A pink ambulance for rich women who break something, like a nail or a phone or their dignity.

My phone broke and I called a pink ambulance. #Fabulitis

I dropped my nail and I called the Fabulitis van.

My dignity broke and I got a pink ambulance. #Fabulitis

7

A crazy illness where everything you see turns into rainbows and ducks, and you’re probably high.

I looked at the street and saw rainbows and ducks. #Fabulitis

I took one hit and now everything is a duck. #Fabulitis

I’ve got Fabulitis and I can’t stop seeing ducks. #Fabulitis