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When you turn trash into treasure so hard it makes your ex cry and your mom proud.
My hoodie is so ugly it looks like a cat threw up on it, but I still wear it like it's a crown.
She wore socks with holes and called it 'fashion forward.'
He turned his gym into a palace and now everyone calls him 'King of the Block.'
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Being so fabulous it hurts, like when you wear 10 pounds of jewelry and still look like a model.
She came to the party in a dress that cost more than my rent and still got me a discount.
He showed up in a suit so tight it looked like it was about to explode.
My mom said my outfit was 'so loud it could wake the dead.'
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When you upgrade your style so much it makes your old look look like a prison uniform.
He used to wear basketball shorts every day, now he wears suits that cost more than my car.
She used to eat pizza on the floor, now she eats caviar in a limo.
My old outfit was so basic it was like wearing a potato.
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When you take the worst parts of your life and make them look like a million bucks.
His job is at a fast food place, but he wears a suit and looks like he owns the place.
She used to live in a van, now she lives in a mansion and still wears her van shirt.
He got fired, but he wore his 'I quit' shirt like it was a trophy.
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When you go from looking like a reject from a landfill to a walking billboard for luxury.
He used to wear rags, now he wears designer clothes and still gets picked on.
She used to live in a dumpster, now she lives in a penthouse and still smells like trash.
He used to be the class clown, now he's the CEO and still tells bad jokes.
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