Fabubitch

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A woman who is super shiny on the outside but has a rotten core that stinks up the whole room. Also used when a girl is so mad someone else has what she wants, like a hot guy, a cool outfit, or a free pizza.
'She’s a fabubitch, I swear. She’s got the guy, the clothes, and the pizza.'
'Why is she so mad? Because she’s a fabubitch and I got the last slice.'
'She’s a fabubitch. I got the boyfriend, and she’s got nothing but jealousy.'
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A woman who’s so fabulous she shines like a diamond, but she’s also a total pain in the butt. People use it when someone is mad because another girl has what they want, like looks, a date, or a cool job.
'She’s a fabubitch. She’s got the date, the looks, and the cool job.'
'She’s so mad because I got the job, and she’s a fabubitch.'
'She’s a fabubitch. I got the date, and now she’s throwing a fit.'
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A woman who’s so good-looking and awesome, but she’s also a real piece of work. People say it when a girl is jealous because someone else has something she wants, like a hot guy, a new phone, or a big allowance.
'She’s a fabubitch. She’s got the guy, the phone, and the allowance.'
'She’s a fabubitch. I got the guy, and she’s got nothing but hate.'
'She’s a fabubitch. She got the new phone, and I got the old one.'
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A woman who's both shiny and a real pain. People say it when someone is super mad because another girl has what they want, like clothes, a car, or a cool friend.
'She’s a fabubitch. She’s got the clothes, the car, and the cool friend.'
'She’s a fabubitch. I got the cool friend, and she’s got nothing but complaints.'
'She’s a fabubitch. She’s got the car, and I’m stuck walking.'
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