Fabster

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A person who thinks they're the bomb but can't see their own mess and don't care if others are screaming in pain.

I'm the Fabster! My hair is on fire and I don't care!

He failed the test but still said I was the worst friend ever.

She spilled coffee on my shirt and called me a failure.

A cool kid who's too busy being awesome to notice their dumb mistakes or the people getting trampled.

I'm the Fabster! I ate the last slice of pizza and now I'm rich.

He tripped into the pool but still said I was ugly.

She broke my phone and said I was a crybaby.

A person who thinks they're the best but can't see their own problems and don't care if you're crying.

I'm the Fabster! I failed the class and now I'm a legend.

He cheated but still said I was a failure.

She ran over my toe and called me a wimp.

A person who's so cool they think they're perfect, but they're actually a mess and don't care if you're dying.

I'm the Fabster! I broke the ceiling and now I'm a hero.

He threw my math test in the trash and said I was a disaster.

She yelled at me for no reason and called me a loser.

A person who thinks they're amazing but can't see their own mistakes and laugh at your pain like it's a joke.

I'm the Fabster! I turned my homework into a pizza and now I'm famous.

He failed the test and said I was the worst student ever.

She broke my leg and said I was a baby.