fabsomania

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A crazy obsession with Facebook that makes people lose their minds when they can't post a status or check their notifications.

I missed my lunch because I was too busy arguing with my ex on Facebook.

My dog got a Facebook account and now I'm depressed.

I posted 17 times in one hour and still felt like I was ignored.

When you're so hooked on Facebook that you'd rather die than miss a single like or comment.

I cried when my uncle didn't like my new haircut post.

I got into a fight with my mom over a comment she left on my ex's photo.

I ignored my job interview because I was too busy replying to a group chat.

A condition where you can't live without Facebook and you start acting like a fool just to get more friends.

I begged my neighbor to friend me so I could look cool.

I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and now I have 27 new friends.

I started a group chat with my cat and now I have 12 followers.

When your life revolves around Facebook and you can't stand anyone who doesn't post all day.

I blocked my dad because he only posts about his garden.

I got into a feud with my cousin over who had more followers.

I skipped my birthday party to post a story about it.

A disease where you can't stop checking Facebook and you start talking to yourself just to get more likes.

I whispered to my mirror, 'I love you,' just to get a like.

I told my dog, 'You're the best,' and now he follows me on Facebook.

I posted a rant about my job and now my boss is my friend.