fabsolutely

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A total mess of swearing and flattery. Used when something is so good it makes you want to punch the air and cry at the same time.
'This pizza is fabsolutely amazing!', my friend after eating the last slice.
'You just passed your driving test? You’re fabsolutely perfect!', my mom who’s never been wrong.
'That movie was fabsolutely the best thing ever.', my cousin who watched it 10 times.
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A dirty shortcut for 'Absolutely Fabulous.' It’s like taking a dump on a fancy word and calling it a day.
'I’m going to be fabsolutely rich someday.', my neighbor who still lives in his mom’s basement.
'That dress is fabsolutely the best.', my sister who spent all her savings on it.
'He’s so handsome, he’s fabsolutely perfect.', my crush’s best friend.
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A word that acts like it’s the king of all adjectives. It says something is not just good, it’s fabulous, absolutely, and maybe even a little bit annoying.
'This game is fabsolutely the best I’ve ever played.', my brother who lost and still says it.
'That cake is fabsolutely the most amazing thing ever.', my aunt who ate the whole thing.
'You’re fabsolutely the most awesome person I know.', my friend who just failed a test.
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