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Awesome but freezing like a witch’s fart in a snowstorm
My new shoes are fabulous but my feet are dying.
She’s fabulous but her attitude is colder than my grandma’s soup.
This party is fab but I’m getting frostbite on my toes.
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Looks like a million bucks but acts like a frozen pizza
That guy’s outfit is fire but he’s a total ice cube.
My dating life is fabulous but my ex is a snow cone.
This cake is beautiful but it’s served on a block of ice.
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Hot but also trying to freeze your soul with a side of drama
That girl is hot but she’s got the chill of a thousand slushies.
This drink is delicious but it came with a snowstorm.
He’s a heartthrob but he’s also a walking ice machine.